~~@~~ Kuchh mulkate yaandein chhod jati hain,aur kuchh wade. ~~@~~ aur kuchh aisi bhi hoti hain jinke hone se en new suruwat ka ehashas hota hai,

~~@~~ My Dad hamesha kaha krte hai,jise tum End samjh rahe ho,wo ek new starting bhi to ho sakti hai Idiots~~@~~
mujhe kisi bhi noun ki zarurat nhi hai,God ne mujhe sub kuchh diya hai,paisa,gadi, bangala

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@~~Mujhe God ne us category me rakha,jise me Insan ko sub kuchh milkar kuchh nhi milta~~@~~Meri mumm nhi hai___

````Koi bhi Aisa day nhi jis din collage me meri fight n hoti ho`````Mostly ladkiyo se``` I dont know ki mai unse kyo ladta hu```
Abi kal ki baat hai

Girl: cigeratt pina gandi bat hai It is nt good habit
Sameer: Maine tujhse puchha,chal apna kaam kar,bada ayee cigeratt pina gandi bat hai....

Wo kahti thi ki nafrat me bhi love miss hota hai,aap lagatar kisi se nafar nhi kar sakta,try krke dekhna aapko love ho jayega\'\'\'
mai ye kyo bol raha hu,are yaar ye mere sath ho chuka hai,Do u want know? come on****


** 2years pahle ki baat hai___ Mere ghar k near ek new shop open huwa,us shop ki MD ek girl thi~~!~!~very Smart,gori,silki bal,aankho me barik kajal lagati thi,jisse wo aur sundar lagti thi
Bahut sare Boys uske pichhe pade the
My friend: Exuse me I want friendship with u?

She: yanhi pitega ya waha maru tujhe janha subse jada tune bana rakhi hai....mere kisi friend ne bataya ki ek new girl aaee hai
bahut smart hai,bt kisi ko bhaw nhi deti>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



]]]]]]]]] Friends: Yaar Sameer ko bolte hai,wo chahe to kar lega setting,yaar wo kisi ladki ke pichhe nhi jaata________wo nhi karega
karega dosti ke liye,kal wo mujhe marne ki baat kar rahi thi>>>>>>>>>badla to lena hi padega,,,,,,,,

}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}Frends:yaar sameer kuch kar yaar,Izzat ka sawal hai.........sala ek week ho gya uska naam tak nhi pata
Abhi tak hum logo ko\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"Sameer:ok I will try
mujhe lagta tha sari girls ek jaisi hoti hai Bewafa.........koiki maine kai bar apne dosto ko rote huwe dekh chuka tha,jo kisi time only love ki bate kiya karte the,jinhe wo jaan se jada payar karte the wahi girls aaj unhe chhod ke kisi aur k sath aja chuki hai
_____________thank God tab mujhe ye rog nahi laga tha, lagta bhi kaise sidhe muh mai kisi se baat nhi karta tha,________Aisa nhi tha ki meri life me girls nhi thi________thi bt sub ke sub bigdi huee_____mere sath cigrett piti thi
@@@@@@@@~~~Mujhe pata tha ki ye sub mere pise ki pichhe hai_____jis din enhe mujhse jada koi ameer mil jayega us din ye mujhe chhod k chali jayengi_____tabhi maine unse kabhi dil nhi lagaya



~~~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~~~ek 100 Rs ka note ek chhote bache ko diya bola bete\"\"\"\"\"\"\"wo jo ladki andar baithi hai,uska ye paisa gir gya tha jb wo bahar aaee thi,use de kar aao____wah bachhe not ladki ko de aaya
Us note pe likha tha what is your name? usne wo not rakh liya,,,,,,,



Uski friend ne bataya ki uska naam ~~Jannat~~ hai, Next day maine apni gadi,uske gadi k sath lagaee,jb wo ghar jane k liye
_________gadi lene aaee,,maine bola Aapka naam bahut achha hai,Jannat,aur aap apne naam ki tarh ho bhi khubsurt,
She: thankss bt ,,,,,,,,,,aapko kaise pata????????
Hi Mujhe sameer kahte hai,aur mai yanhi rahat hu,,,,,,pass me,,,,kahne lagi maine aap se aapka naam nhi puchh???????
Ladne lagi mujhse,,,,,,,,Sameer : madam sidhi si baat hai mera frend aap ko like krta hai,,,,,,,,,mai chahta hu aap usse dosti kar le
Jannat:tum hote kon ho.........


Daily hamare beech fight hone lagi,kisi n kisi bat pe,,,,,,,,kahte hai n ki aap lagtar kisi se het nhi kar sakte,love ho jayega_________mere sath bhi wahi huwa,,,,,,gaya tha dost ki setting krwane,khud dil laga baitha///////////////
One day mai kanhi parti me ja raha tha,,,,,,dekha raste me madam khadi hai,maine gadi roka.......
Exuse me mam,Can i help u? Jannat : no thankss. Mai auto le lungi....
Sameer: mere hote huwe aap auto me jayein achha nhi lagta,Come in,aur sameer to bana hi hai ladkiyo ki help karne k liye____She angree, Tum apne aap ko samjhte kya ho??? ho kya tum???
~~~~@~~~ salman khan.
Jannat : tumse bat karna bhi gunnah hai.
Sameer : chalo thik hai ok,nhi jaana hai mat jao,mund mat kharab karo mera parti me ja raha hu

Ha 100Rs to de do mera,_____Jannat : kon sa 100rs aur kab diya tumne???_____ Sameer : wahi what is your name?jispe likha tha,,,,,,,,,,,,,Hansne lagi,,,,,........ Achha to wo paise tumne diye the______Kahte hai n ki hansi to phansi.........Hasina maan gyee,Aur wo pahla din tha,jab mai bhi khus tha,ab kon jaye parti me,,,,,,,,,,,Wo saam mane uske naam likh di\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'kahne lagi tum pagal ho ~~~~~~~~~~~~mai tumhe pasand karti hu......... tum ho ki dosti ki bat kar rahe ho>>>>>>>>>> pata hi nhi chala ki kab mai love me pad gya >>>>>>>>Usi saam usne mujhe Two gift diye,First One kiss and secend One mai ID

~~~@~~786Iloveyou@gmail.com~~~@~~~ and uska password

kahne lagi Smeer mai maran pasan krungi>>>>>>>>tumhe chhodna nhi__________usne bataya uske Dad america rahte hai
sameer tum Apne aap ko show n kiya kro

Achanak Dad ka phon aagya,mai use Auto me bitha kr ghar aa gya,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Next Day wo shop pe nhi aayee
Secend day bhi,Aur aaj tak nhi aayeee


<<<< mai rone laga<<< ~~~~@~~~jise tum End samjh rahe ho,wo ek new starting bhi to ho sakti hai Idiots~~@~~
Some hours ka love tha mera.........Bt Dard puri life rahega.....

~~~~~~@~~~ Sameer~~~@~~~~